Daydreaming Johnny

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time, so she decided to get his attention.

“Johnny,” she said, “If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I?”

Without hesitation, Johnny answered, “Thirty four.”

The teacher replied, “Well, that’s not far from my actual age. Tell me … how did you guess?”

“Oh, there’s nothing to it,” Johnny said. “My big sister is seventeen and she’s only half-crazy!”

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