Geography Jokes

“It’s clear” said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”

Student: “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!”

Teacher: “What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?”

Student: “Dead?, I didn’t even know he was sick!”

Teacher: “What are the small rivers that runs into the Nile?”

Student: “The juve-niles!”

Teacher: “Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?”

Student: “Because it has four eyes and can’t see!”

Teacher: “What are the Great Plains?”

Student: “747, Concorde and F-16!”

Teacher: “Where is the English Channel?”

Student: “I don’t know, my TV doesn’t pick it up!”

Student: My teacher was mad with me because I don’t know where the Rockies were”

Mother: “Well, next time remember where you put things!”

Teacher: “Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York Harbour?”

Student: “Because it can’t sit down!”

Teacher: “Is Lapland heavily populated?”

Student: ” No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!”

Teacher: “Name an animal that lives in Lapland?”

Student: “A reindeer”

Teacher: “Good, now name another.”

Student: “Another reindeer.”

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